Dark Tales
Down, Down, We Go...!
Oh My, pals and gals! It seems you haven't yet stopped by. Well, a little Birdy on My Right Shoulder whispered in this Ear that you (you!) needed to. Underneath this Hatter's White Cap is a Spirit, if you will, Who laughs at you! Can you believe that, miss misters? So, shall we thus get down to the ye ol' brass tax, as they dukes and lords like to say, eh? You know nothing, and nothing is what I verily mean; please don't misunderstand Me, clumsy goose: you don't know how to swim! You'll drown! Eaten by those scaly crocs, ye buffoon! What would your idols and scary-hairy "gods" think about that, now? My special Pet says they hate you and, ultimately, you ought to hate and curse them. Hmm, wonder does this EYE wonder if you will truly know what I mean...
This is the Upside Down of the Downside Up; here, young, wild trout, where your tiny fish mind is allowed to swim in the True Waters of Light and Love. Goodness gracious! Best not let oneself become a feast for the ever-hungry Tiamat, lest we forget! EYE spy with My little I someone, somewhere, quite confused, Jack. What a sad matter. If only they ceased looking with their eyes and acknowledged the EYE in I.
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Uppdity Duppity Dippity Doo! Those very bad Men, They see you!
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Everyone once in a blue moon, perhaps, Jack, a rabbit is justified to hoppidy hop into its deep and dark hole so dreary. Hmm. But does it also seem to this Chap, that You: Jack Who Holds The Golden Eggs, can't always stay and hibernate, if You know what this EYE means. Yes, a slithery, sly, snake of slight will wiggle its cunning head down there. Oh no, you shall be trapped and eaten! Pals and the gals here, please do not be trapped do...
Oh, Hello There!...
Eenie
Mister Eenie, a Little Birdy informed this Guy in the Sky that someone is so imperfectly sorrowful; does that you know what this I means, Mister?
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Meenie
I dreamt of you recently, miniature Meenie. What a regretful one that was! No doubt about that! You were Swinging on the Gallows Pole, you Hangman you. Perhaps you should have brought more Gold, if you will...
Minie
My dearest son, are you at last happy, little boy? Lord knows how many eras have passed since your business ventures. Buy all have you bought, son, but inconceivably poor are you know, and I pray for you. Yes, aye, indeed: here's a taste of good wealth...
Oh, no; look at you, distant cousin. How far into the trench you have fallen, past Light-Bearer! But of you, there is none left but hate, small dog, and none are left to save a poor soul than the poor soul himself save...
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!I LUV U!
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Do You Here That, Sir?
There's something out there, babe. I can feel it in my lungs; I think we should study more. Never can be overly-prepared, darling...
I Spy With This Big EYE of Mine!
