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I Can Promise You, Martha, These Are Very, Very, Very Real...

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And you best believe they are far darker than you have in mind.

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You may think you're a bad person. If you are, then you must've participated in these, Mister:

  • Sadistic Rape

  • Child Torture

  • Child Trafficking

  • Organ Harvesting

  • Child/Human/Animal Sacrifices

  • Mutilation

  • Sex & Drug Parties

  • Pedophilia

  • Kidnapping

  • Murder

  • Black Masses

  • Evil Rituals

  • Blackmail

  • Money Laundering

  • Fraud

  • Smuggling

  • Assassinations

  • Bribery

  • Usury

  • Mind-Control

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I THINK RECLUSIVE & SUCCESSFUL KUBRICK KNEW SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T. IN FACT, I'D SWEAR TO IT ON ANY GOD YOU'D LIKE.

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What's that you say? They're all Satanists? Pedophiles? Murders? Child torturers? Media owners? Ha! Who cares, Jack? No one will ever believe you, idiot! Really, Jack, the media makes fun of those notions; your kings call you a conspiracy theorist if you believe in such a thing! Why would Epstein lie about doing bad things? He has money and has been 'elected'; he can't lie! Why would they never tell the truth in books? There are no brotherhoods, no blackmailing, no punishments, no defamation. Ludicrous, my layman friend!...

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Listen up, Jack! Fix yourself a fixin' of mint tea, won't you? Your stomach ought to be sour; ignore doubt and your newspapers and books of metaphorical fiction written by Cloaked Men you've never heard of, sir. Listen to your mother, son! I'm here to help you grow, am I not? Eh? You say the 'three days' narrative was literal? 12 actual men? Is-Ra-El's Children are who you're told they are? Seven days, kid? Grow up, you fool! They are but blunt and dead and literal words with very secret meanings; you actually don't know a symbol more than a mere stop sign on your way to a religious temple, do ya'!? You really think your books are that straightforward and not painted over? F-grade student! Stop going to your controlled school, son! 

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Now, let us eat a real breakfast. 5 cups of wine and a bushel of olives? Alrighty-roo! Amun.

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