Medications
Sir, we have a new med invented just for You! This one is a brand spankin' new antidepressant; we are confident it will settle the societies more docile and, most importantly, bring us money, money, money bags!
Media & Film
Sir, you'll certainly find this powerful! We have created our own false and fear-inducing media scripts that we'll send to every major outlet. We'll decide every single show that goes on the air; no exceptions! Fear, fear, and more fear is the goal!
Music
Sir, here is a new song we made (you can say it came from your head). It has special riffs and beats and 'melodies' for the subconscious. It lowers people's inner frequencies! It makes them think proudly, passionate, lustful thoughts... And the list goes on!
Consumables
Sir, we have to make some gold coins somehow, eh? Don't fret! We've altered the food and water supply to an inconceivable extent: this will help bring illness and negative health effects. They'll beg us for cures and relief of their fears!
Subliminal Signals
Sir, we have some top-notch tech with newly-discovered frequencies that can be sent to mass populations without any detection at all! All we have to do is broadcast (through all technology) fear and anxiety-inducing tones outside of the conscious hearing range! Yay!
Chemicals
Sir, we have an extra 10,000 harmful chemicals discovered and ready for the market. Everything from paints to plastics to cleaners to sprays! Boy will this bring us endless fortunes for our expensive, useless treatments!
Contact Our Great Leaders of Death Themselves!
Why wait, Jack? Send Them some donations and letters of appreciation for Their evils!
WHO headquarters in Geneva
Avenue Appia 20
1211 Geneva
Switzerland
Telephone: +41 22 791 21 11
National Center for Chronic Disease Prevention and Health Promotion
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Mailstop F-80
4770 Buford Highway, NE
Atlanta, GA, 30341-3717
Phone number: (404) 645-3355
E-mail: pcdeditor@cdc.gov
