About Us...
Would you like to know a lil' about our 'patriotic' military? Well, perhaps takes some swigs of alcohol, eh?
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You see, pals and gals, the government does not run the military, in contrast to popular belief and supposed 'laws' for the masses. In fact, it's quite the opposite! The government takes a lot of money each year; no doubt! You hate that, you say? Would you prefer to hear that countless trillions and trillions secretly handed to the military sector? Wow-ee! That's not some puny, teen-ie ween-ie billions, pal. Trillions!
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But mom, you say as you're in bed, why would they need so much dough? Good question, son. It's not about weapons or defense, you understand. [Well, perhaps a wee leaf on a giant oak]. Do you think many things are impossible? Not with money + secrecy + a pot of help from some higher beings. Inter-dimensional and time travel! Teleportation! Absolute mind control! Infinite sources of energy! Immortality! Cloning! Genetic engineering! Alien studies! Ha! You stupid kid: you really will brush this off won't you? Just too hard to swallow?...
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Son, have you read about Plato's Allegory of the Cave? Well, speaking of that enlightened Man, I've lost count now of how many mystery schools and secret societies He was in... Bet you didn't learn that in your fictional history class!
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You think that analogy was really that simple? Think about it, son. Stop being a sloth! Stop disregarding what sounds outlandish! Oh boy, imagine if Alexander heard what we masses 'know about' Him these days; He'd laugh in our faces! He could not believe our accepted notions. He couldn't ever leave His cave!
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Do you know what this I is saying, pal?
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Daily Fun Facts!
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Beyond Borders? -->
The USA houses secret bases in other countries? We house and train foreign personnel here, too? There's endless tunnels everywhere beneath one's feet that you haven't the slightest awareness of? There's an entire Earth far beneath one's feet, when you're told there's only depth-less magma there? You can call me the idiot, Sarah; doesn't hurt Me none, but it sure does U!
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Infinite Financial Support? -->
The USA military doesn't just have endless financing, we get plenty of things from outside this world too! Wow-ee, Harry. No way, Jose, the Military doesn't have anywhere close to those capabilities, Dave; I mean, do They? They've never told us They do; why would They keep that a secret?
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Lawlessness? -->
You mean We commanders can do anything We want without permission from Congress? Even if it seems illegal to the people and courts? No, no, not at all, Mr. Sir. Duke! I've read the Constitution! I've read law books and my lawyer says that's non-sense! They know what they're talking about, You idiot!